"What's your favorite scary malware?" This tee tells a story of a computer virus taking over a man and subsequently torturing him. Look closely and you can find him begging for mercy, saying things like "shoot me" and "I can't take it, please."

"Would you still love me if I were a computer virus?"

Harvested from 100% cotton, this ultra heavyweight tee (300 gsm) has a relaxed, slightly oversized fit.